Salutations!

Welcome to my blog. I wasn't sure what I was going to blog about at first, but after thinking about my recent dreams, I decided a dream blog would be cool.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

01.14.2012

I dreamed I went into a bookstore last night. There were stacks of purple children's books around a woman was signing them. They were the new Hobbit books based on the new movie. A woman and her daughter came in after me and the woman told the lady author that her daughter wanted the autograph of Professor Gandalf. The author sadly told them he wasn't there. I started looking around for the graphic novels section for new Zenescope comics, but I couldn't find them anywhere. The store was about the size of the old Woodland Park Library. Suddenly I was walking with J.R.R. Tolkein and Megan. I got frustrated and annoyed and said out loud that I couldn't find the graphic novels. Megan was like, "Why didn't you say so?!" She grabbed Tolkein and me and went around a corner and suddenly the bookstore was huge, dimly lit by only thin windows, and full of old dusy tomes. Tolkein, who looked like a cheap Dumbledoor, started going off about something angrily. Finally Megan led us to a lower shelf where the graphic novels were, and I was disappointed to find the selection was very limited.

Monday, December 19, 2011

12.19.2011

Last night I dreamed that Ryan came home from work, stripped off all my clothes, threw me over his knee, and spanked me with my paddle until my ass was raw.

Monday, December 12, 2011

12.12.2011

I've been dreaming a lot lately, but I haven't been remembering my dreams. I know that when I wake up several times in the nights I've been having some crazy dreams, but I can never recall exactly what they were. I wonder if it's this baby causing them or if it's because I don't sleep through the night because I pee at least 5 times per night.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

12.04.2011

I dreamed for some reason I told facebook, now, that I'm pregnant. When I realized I spilled the beans too early, I tried to say like I was writing about Eggo waffles and my phone changed Eggo to prego. I woke up this morning slightly afraid I actually did it, but luckily it was just a dream.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

11.16.2011

I dreamed Ryan and I were on a ship pulling into port and I was completely useless and crying. I couldn't figure anything out and kept forgetting everything.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

11.12.2011

I dreamed that Stine got engaged to the guy she's dating and they were getting married really fast. I was helping her with ideas about seating and using seating assignments.

I also dreamed Ryan and I were on a ship and we stopped in Cozumel so a bunch of college students in swimming suits could get off. We got off too and somehow Ryan and I were separated and he went back to the ship without me.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

10.13.2011

I dreamed were staying at Gabe's and for some reason I peed in his garage. I went to clean it up with water and I swept up too because he had a lot of pine needles in there. When he got home he got mad at me for cleaning up. I asked him why and he said that it had to do with yin and yang. I wasn't the yin to his yang and only his girlfriend was allowed to clean up at his house.